Humiliation

Well I am at another low point. Mom and Amy call me and Misses Honey "dogs" but we are freaking cats! I guess dad now believes them as he is having me "sit up like a dog" for my food. And of course, we have pictures of it. I swear I'm getting that camera! Look damnit, I'll do it once, but that is it.

I AM A CAT!!!

Quicks Draw Misses Honey

Well, well, well. Misses Honey now has a new trick up her sleeve but ultimately it will fail.
You see, we get fed twice a day. Once early in the morning and once late in the afternoon. Now you all know how I like to sneak food from her bowl. Well that is now out!
Beginning a couple of days ago, she began eating her whole bowl of food in one sitting. Therefore, when I go to her bowl (when dad isn't watching me) it is empty. Cat gone her! Where I think she will fail is that she eats so quick that by the time of the next feeding she is starving and then eats it all again real quick. She is setting herself up to be hungry more than she is not. I think it's funny and when she figures it out, I'll be ready to pounce on whatever food she tries to save!!! Ha!

Did I do that?

Whew, did I dodge a bullet this morning! I was just messing around and feeling a little ornery. I was up on the counter and I was knocking the clean cups on to the floor. Normally this just gets me yelled at, and it did again today. The only thing is that I knocked Amy's big plastic cup over and it fell and broke Misses Honey's bowl.

I am just so glad it didn't break Amy's cup. I heard them saying it was a special cup and she would have really yelled at me if it would have broke. Of course since it just broke a bowl I snickered as I slipped away. As you can see though, they caught me on film.

I've got to figure out a way to get that camera! Dad seems to just love catching me being mean or bad with it!!

Better Days

Hi all! Things are going pretty well here. I seem to be getting used to less food, but I am still getting hungry those couple of hours before I eat. Misses Honey is suffering so I am trying not to take her food, but it's hard to break old habits.

I do think I may have lost a little weight and I guess that is good. Dad didn't have any new pictures of me so I can't really show you all.

Have any of you heard of that movie Must Love Dogs? I haven't seen it but what the heck is that all about? Dad almost made me watch it the other day so I left the room. I think he was doing it to be mean because I heard him say it was a chick flick and he doesn't really watch those. It sounds horrible. Why don't they make a nice movie about cats?

Well that's all I have today. I just hadn't wrote in a bit so I thought I'd check in and say hi. So, hi!

Busted!

Well I had a pretty good thing going with eating Mrs. Honey's food. I even had Amy convinced I wasn't eating out of her bowl. Dad kept accusing me of doing it and he thought he had caught me red-pawed a couple of times but he had no proof and I think when it comes to my word versus his, the girls believe me.

Things changed today though. I thought I heard footsteps but wasn't sure so I dismissed it as I was really hungry. Normally if I thought someone was coming I would duck over to the litter box. This time I failed and I heard the dreaded shutter release on dad's camera. By the time I looked up he was already reviewing his handiwork. Two minutes later he had the picuture loaded on to his password protected computer and I was toast. He was kind enough to give me a copy.

I am not sure what the ramifications of this will be but I am sure I will be watched and no longer trusted. More soon!

My new plan of attack!

Apprently the vet advised mom and dad that me and Mrs. Honey should not eat in the same place. I thought this was a bad thing for me because I usually ate some of her food and saved mine. She is so anal that she only eats out of the green bowl. Me, I eat of green bowls, blue bowls, red bowls or my orange bowl, who cares right? After all it is food and I am hungry!!

Well my bowl got moved to the top of the table. Mom and dad just use it to put stuff on as they never eat at it. I feigned ignorance at first and tried to eat on the floor out of the green bowl. They would rattle my bowl and I wold jump up on the table and eat out of my bowl. I knew where I was starting, but dad said it might take a little while to get used to it so I thought I'd play it up.

So after a couple of days I decided to just go up on the table for my food and eat. When they left the room I would jump down and eat Mrs. Honey's food. I have been doing it in the morning and the afternoon because they leave me unsupervised, even knowing what I am like!

So for the time being I am a little happier. I do feel the slightest sorrow for eating Mrs. Honey's food, but she really does need a diet more than I!